ဂႏၶီရဲ႕ ဥာဏ္တုိက္ကြက္
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ျမန္မာျပန္ ✈ Koung Loon|
႐ိုျပန္ ✈ Fáida Halu|
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အိႏၵိယရဲ႕လြတ္လပ္ေရးဖခင္ၾကီး မဟတၱမဂႏၵီ အဂၤလန္မွာ ဥပေဒပညာ သင္ယူေနတုန္းက သူနဲ႕ မတည့္တဲ့ ပါေမာကၡတစ္ေယာက္ရွိခဲ့ေလ၏။ ပါေမာကၡနာမည္ကုိ မစၥတာ ပီတာပဲ ထားလုိက္ပါေတာ့…။
[Indíyar Azaadir Soddár Mahatma Gandhí zehón Vilad ot Ukilati forédde ottót tañir loi no boin to de Porfésar uggúa accíl. Tañir nam Mr. Piter accíl.]
အဲဒီပါေမာကၡဟာ ဂႏၵီကို ၾကည့္မရသူပီပီ တနည္းနည္းနဲ႕ ခ်ိဳးႏွိမ္ဖို႕ အျမဲၾကိဳးစားေနသူ တစ္ေယာက္ျဖစ္ေလ သည္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ ဂႏၵီက ဥာဏ္ရည္ထက္ျမတ္သူ တစ္ေယာက္ျဖစ္ေလေတာ့ ပါေမာကၡပီတာ ခ်ိဳးႏွိမ္လို႕ မရေအာင္ ျဖစ္ခဲ့ရေလ၏။
[É Porfésar e Gandhí ré diyái nofaré dé étolla fotti ham ot íbaré niróc gorí bólla kucíc goitto. Kintu Pitar e íba ré cóñro banai no faré.]
တေန႕မွာေတာ့ တကၠသိုလ္ရဲ႕ ထမင္းစားခန္းထဲ၌ ပါေမာကၡ ပီတာ ေန႕လည္စာစားေနတုန္း ဂႏၵီေရာက္လာ ခဲ႔၏။ျပီးေတာ့ ဂႏီၵက သူ႕ရဲ႕ ထမင္းပန္းကန္ကို သယ္လာျပီး ပါေမာကၡ ပီတာရဲ႕ေဘးမွာ ဝင္ထိုင္လိုက္၏။
[Ek din kolej ór bát hádé hol ót Pitar bát har dé ottót Gandhí góille gái. Toí Gandhí yé tar bát ór soun loi Pitar dáke ai boiccé gái.]
ထုိအခါ ပါေမာကၡ ပီတာက ဂႏၵီကို “မစၥတာဂႏၵီ.. ငွက္တစ္ေကာင္ဟာ ဝက္တစ္ေကာင္နဲ႕ ေန႕လည္စာ အတူစားေလ့မရွိဘူးဗ်” လို႕ ခိ်ဳးႏွိမ္စြာေျပာလိုက္ပါေလေတာ့၏…။
[É ottót Pitar e “ O Gandhí, Faik uggúa yé cuor uggúa loí háná fúñáti no há” hoí ínca góri hoiyé.]
ထုိအခါ ဂႏၵီက တုန္႕ဆိုင္းမေနပဲ..ပါေမာကၡရဲ႕ စကားကုိ ဤသုိ႔တုန္႔ျပန္လုိက္ပါ၏။
[Éottót Gandhí yé deri nogorí Pitar hotá ré een juwab diyé.]
“ေၾသာ္ .. ဟုတ္ကဲ့ ပါေမာကၡ ပီတာ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ ပ်ံသန္းသြားပါေတာ့မယ္ခင္ဗ်ား” လို႕ခပ္ေအးေအးေလသံနဲ႕ ျပန္လည္ေခ်ပကာ ေနာက္စားပြဲသုိ႔ေျပာင္းေရြ႕သြားပါေတာ့၏။
[“Au...sóyi hoiyó Pitar sáf, aññí uri zaiyum moí zé” hoí tánda abas e juwab di ar ekkán mes ót zai boiccé gói.]
ဂႏၶီ၏ ေခ်ပစကားေျကာင့္ ဆတ္ဆတ္ခါနာသြားတဲ့ ပါေမာကၡ ပီတာ က "ေနႏွင့္ဦးေပါ့ ဂႏၵီရာ.." ဟုအျငဳိးထားခဲ႔ပုံရ၏။
[Gandhir juwab loi Pitar ammúk oí “Ták…ták… boisana, Gandhi” hoi rag rakí diyé.]
တေန႕တြင္…။
စာသင္ခန္းထဲမွာ ပါေမာကၡ ပီတာက ဂႏၵီကို ေမးခြန္း တစ္ခု ေမးပါေတာ့၏။
[Ek din, kalas ót mazé Pitar e Gandhí ré suwal ekkán fusár goijjé.]
“မစၥတာဂႏၵီ.. လမ္းသြားရင္းနဲ႕ လမ္းေပၚမွာ အထုပ္ႏွစ္ထုပ္ က်ေနတာကိုေတြ႕တယ္..။ တစ္ထုပ္ထဲမွာ ပိုက္ဆံေတြပါျပီး.. ေနာက္တစ္ထုပ္ထဲမွာ ဗဟုသုတ အသိပညာေတြပါတယ္..။ ခင္ဗ်ား တစ္ခုပဲ ယူရမယ္ ဆိုရင္ ဘယ္အထုပ္ကုိ ယူမလဲ”
[O Gandhí, rastat tú añri zaite gaththí duwa fori taikké dé dikkí. Gatthí uggúat tiyañ asé ar uggúat Elóm asé. Tuáñr tú honó uggúa luwa forer de óile tuiñ honnúa loi bá?]
ထံုးစံအတိုင္းပဲ ေအးေဆးစြာျဖင့္ဂႏၵီက “ပိုက္ဆံပါတဲ့ အထုပ္ကို ယူမွာေပါ ့ဗ်” ဟု မဆိုင္းမတြ ျပန္ေျဖ လုိက္၏။
[Ode ode nizam ór sáñte “Thiyáñ asé dé íba loiyum éri”, hoí juwab diyé.]
ထုိအခါ ပါေမာကၡက စဥ္းလဲစြာျပဳံးလိုက္ျပီး ခနဲ႔တဲ႔တဲ႔ေလသံျဖင့္…“ ကၽြန္ေတာ္သာ ခင္ဗ်ားေနရာမွာ ဆိုရင္ေတာ့ ဗဟုသုတ အသိပညာေတြပါတဲ့ အထုပ္ကိုပဲယူမယ္”
[Éottót Pitar e mug gali háñci oré boráiyá abase “ossé mui tor zagat óitam bóli Elóm asé dé gaththí wá loitam.]
ပါေမာကၡစကားဆုံးသည္ႏွင့္ ဂႏၶီက…"ဟုတ္ပါတယ္..။ လူေတြဟာ သူတို႕မွာ မရွိတာကိုပဲ ယူတတ္ၾက တာေလ"
[Pitar or hotá fúrai mottón Gandhí yé “Oi zé, Manúic ókkol e taráttú náidé iín oré lode”.]
ဒီလုိနဲ႔…
ပါေမာကၡပီတာဟာ ဂႏၵီကို ဘယ္လို လက္စားေခ်ရမလဲ ပဲ အကြက္ေစာင့္ေခ်ာင္းေနပါေတာ့၏…။ စာသင္ခန္းထဲမွာလဲ မႏိုင္.။ စာေမးပြဲစစ္ေတာ့လဲ ဂႏၵီက အားလံုးေျဖႏိုင္..။
[Endila endila……
Porfésár Pitar e Gandhíttún hondilla gorí bodola loiyum soñi accíl. Kalas óttó ziti no faré, zehón entaan accé, Gandhí yé bála gorí di faijjé. ]
ေနာက္ဆုံးေတာ့ ပါေမာကၡဟာ မေၾကမခ်မ္းနဲ႕ ဂႏၵီရဲ႕ အေျဖလႊာေပၚမွာ" Idiot " ဆိုျပီး ပါေမာကၡက ေရးလႊတ္လိုက္ပါေတာ့၏…။
[Akhérittú Pitar e rake gandhír parcár uore “Idiot” hoí lekí di forfésar e wafes Gandhir háñsé sek golti sóyi saibollá diferáiyé. ]
အဲဒီ အေျဖလႊာ ဂႏၵီ႕လက္ထဲ ျပန္ေရာက္ေတာ့ ေျပာမျပႏိုင္ေလာက္ေအာင္ကို ေဒါသထြက္ခဲ႔ရ၏…။ ဒါေပမယ့္ ဂႏၵီပဲေလ. ေခသူမွ မဟုတ္တာ..။ သူ႕ကိုသူ တည္ျငိမ္သြားေအာင္ ျပဳျပင္ထိန္းသိမ္းလိုက္ျပီး ပါေမာကၡပီတာ ရွိရာကို ထသြားလိုက္ေလ၏…။
[É pareca gán zehón Gandhí yé faiyé soñlí no faré fán guiccá uiththé. Kintu te guiccá ré sóñlí Pitar asédé zagat urí giyé.]
ပါေမာကၡ ပီတာ ေရွ႕တည့္တည့္ ေရာက္ေတာ့မွ ..
“ပါေမာကၡၾကီး .. ကၽြန္ေတာ့္စာရြက္ေပၚမွာ ခင္ဗ်ားနာမည္ကိုေတာ့ လက္မွတ္ထိုးလိုက္ပါရဲ႕ ဒါေပမယ့္ အဆင့္ဘယ္ေလာက္ဆိုတာ သတ္မွတ္မေပးလိုက္ဘူး ဗ်”
[Pitar muúntú foñsí, Porfésar saab, habos or uore tuáñr dostok de diyó, kintu,
Lombor hoduún dé lekí nodila.]
ဂႏၶီ၏ ဥာဏ္ေျပးေသာတုန္႔ျပန္မႈစကားေျကာင့္ ပါေမာကၡ ပီတာရဲ႕ ျဖဴဆြတ္ဆြတ္ မ်က္ႏွာဟာ နီျမန္းသြားခဲ႔ရ ပါေတာ့ေလသတည္း…။
[Gandhír salu juwab e Pitar dola muk laal oí giyói.]
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Gandhi: A Over Smart Pupil
When Mahatma Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely and always displayed prejudice and animosity towards him..
Also, because Gandhi never lowered his head when addressing him as he expected, there were always "arguments" and confrontations.One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room of the University, and Gandhi came along with his tray and sat next to the professor. The professor said, "Mr Gandhi, you do not understand. A pig and a bird do not sit together to eat."
Gandhi looked at him as a parent would a rude child and calmly replied, "You do not worry professor. I'll fly away," and he went and sat at another table. Mr. Peters, reddened with rage, decided to take revenge on the next test paper, but Gandhi responded brilliantly to all questions.
Mr. Peters, unhappy and frustrated, asked him the following question. "Mr Gandhi, if you were walking down the street and found a package, and within was a bag of wisdom and another bag with a lot of money, which one would you take?" Without hesitating, Gandhi responded, "The one with the money, of course."
Mr. Peters, smiling sarcastically said, "I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom, don't you think?" Gandhi shrugged indifferently and responded, "Each one takes what he doesn't have."
Mr. Peters, by this time was fit to be tied. So great was his anger that he wrote on Gandhi's exam sheet the word "idiot" and gave it to Gandhi... Gandhi took the exam sheet and sat down at his desk, trying very hard to remain calm while he contemplated his next move.
A few minutes later, Gandhi got up, went to the professor and said to him in a dignified but sarcastically polite tone, "Mr. Peters, you signed the sheet, but you did not give me the grade."
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